With all the evil carbs, sugars and partially hydrogenated oils out there, this new GAO report just about threw me into a tale spin. What can we eat now without wondering about the myriad of disastrous health consequences that could maybe-possibly hurt us ... maybe? Not mercury infested fish, blubber inducing soda or fluoridated tap water, which has been poisoned by the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Yet, the GAO's conclusion is probably a bit more reasonable and legitimate than the plethora of food-Nazi "emergencies" infesting the nation. Basically, a policy and structure for emergency response needs to be put in place in the case that a Red Gum Lerp Psyllid finds its way across our borders. Foreign pests that could potentially destroy the nation's food supply is far more scary than a beef and steak burger.
Perhaps a bit less time should be spent bolstering the food police and more attention directed towards real threats to our food.